volanus:

primeribofamerica:

ITS TOO EARLY

Its never too early to jingle your bells

aboutagrohl:

moist-grunge:

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY 

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

Kristen Wiig. Kate McKinnon. Sarah Paulson. Lily Rabe. Mariska Hartigay. Laura Benanti. SNL. American Horror Story.